Deer
Oh man, there's a lot going on in the forest right now, what with the beginning of Fall, tha hunters, and the constant frolicking. Plus, mating season is in full sing, so I'm in full sing too, if you know what I mean. Anyways, sorry about this - you're driving around minding your own business, and suddenly I'm here in the middle of the road like a deer in headlights. That's so cliche it's embarrassing.
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