It's not easy being a cock - just ask Duncan from Blue. But it's even harder trying to make friends when you're a six foot chicken living in the Home Counties. Thankfully for our cocks, there's such a thing as the internet. Through a social networking site, our five avian heroes formed an allegiance (also known as a "Cockbook group"), swearing to defeat "The Mighty Bite" - a powerful mythical chicken beast that's rumoured to be making a comeback in 2009. And so The Cock Squad was born. But in order to decide who would be best placed to go beak to beak with The Mighty Bite, the cocks started The Carnivore Cup - a series of fights around the UK designed to separate the cocks from the chicks. If you're a Cockfights virgin, pop your cherry here with a little taste of the action.